Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
tell me about the fingering
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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