She's JV to your varsity
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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