Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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