I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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