Umm I'm too high to move.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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