it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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