PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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