Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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