i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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