Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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