What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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