she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Randomize
