How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You can't motorboat a personality
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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