if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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