3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
