On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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