i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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