Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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