whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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