he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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