That's when you crack a 10am beer
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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