I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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