using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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