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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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