oh god the rape fog is back!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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