We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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