direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
did you just send me my own nude
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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