he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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