I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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