omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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