Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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