that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drunk is a universal language darling
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