he shaved USA in his pubs
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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