Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
