Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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