I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Still dying that you shit outside
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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