So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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