I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
