windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Even my vagina gasped.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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