what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Randomize
