i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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