Nicole vs. Life
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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