What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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