Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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