And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
