i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
