im drinking this country out of the recession.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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