How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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