Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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