she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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